Googlisms are HILARIOUS! *with commentary*

kendra is now a regular contributor to "hearts at home" magazine..."Kendra's World Famous Chocolate Cake"
kendra is now a regular contributor to christian parenting today....like my kids will ever go to PUBLIC school
kendra is a bright and friendly child...oh yes I am
kendra is a temple...worship me
kendra is last year's alumni of distinction award winner for applied arts
kendra is not bothered by destroyed buildings and rubble....messy messy!
kendra is creative...I hope I am
kendra is an entrepreneur who has achieved success through hard work and integrity....Entrepreneur? Wasn't she on the Apprentice?
kendra is a senior at umc- What's UMC? Try SIUC or MU
kendra is playing out her senior year of eligibility and will be counted on to help lead the team into a new conference with her abilities and experience
kendra is simply gorgeous...she is indeed
kendra is going to look into different options....options are good
kendra is going to ask greg kornely if the subcommittee could use the small envelopes they use to put fish scales in...I'm sending them to my dear friends Abby and Ali with love from the lawn gnome
kendra is a simple 3d paint system
kendra is the daughter of ken and vicki gibson
kendra is planning two major projects for which we are seeking funding from asha
kendra is a free residential school for visually impaired children in the shimoga district
kendra is divided into smaller pieces
kendra is not....summed up into one word
kendra is a non political
kendra is fascinated by the way she can dress up her emails with color fonts and background....Indeed
kendra is also a certified healing tao instructor in the taoist system of mantak chia
kendra is one of them...the special ones
kendra is by far the greatest porn star who has ever lived...Oh, I am? This is news.
kendra is shown in this photo wearing our metal slut tank top....may I see that picture?
kendra is dead...I still seem to breathing and my heart is beating....what, am I a medical miracle?
kendra is the best typist
kendra is to train proficient dancers comitted to pursuing the art as a profession
kendra is mark's biggest headache...THIS ONE IS ESPECIALLY HYSTERICAL BECAUSE IT IS SO TRUE!
kendra is the spittin image of her mommy...more of her daddy
kendra is active in her profession...especially in the summer with all her ap work
kendra is active in the state bar of california and the appellate court committee of the san diego bar association...that's right...roll out the barrel, ADRIENNE!!!
kendra is da coolest...always
kendra is an agricultural extension project funded by the icar for dissemination of technology
kendra is the culmination of sanskriti's involvement in activities relating to art
kendra is interested in the exchange of information and knowledge and in joint
kendra is reading her beginners' bible every morning and doing a narration and an illustration of one of the stories each day...that's right, because I'm a good Christian girl but I can't read all of the big words
kendra is a village organisation organised by its habitants
kendra is our little rett angel....I am the Angel of Music
kendra is one of the leading dance....if the dance is the Hokey Pokey
kendra is member of the cognitive/neurological team....i don't even know what that is
kendra is an...amazing person
kendra is recently "retired" from teaching and enjoying being a housewife...NEVER
kendra is best known for the anointing that emanates from her relationship with jesus christ....amen, brothers, try in emanates called OAFC
kendra is something of a distraction...Seeing that my attention is about the capacity of goldfish
kendra is a pleasant working space for individuals engaged in sustained creative endeavor
kendra is wild...Oh yes she is...ow ow
kendra is a computer specialist for the operator performance and safety analysis divisions cockpit human factors research laboratory
kendra is situated within a police station premise...if the police officers are hot
kendra is aware of the growing number of meditations and spirituals aspirants
kendra is at work on a project that began a few years ago
kendra is to work for a new social order and a world brotherhood based on the principle of one caste one religion one god...LUTHERAN
kendra is a very sweet 8 month old...try 17
kendra is good friends with outgoing hair consultant melissa hempe
kendra is a registered research and development organisation working in the field of health
kendra is conducting r & d on development of pest repellents using cow urine...kill me if i ever try to do anything like that
kendra is one of nova scotia's busiest young performers...SOMEDAY! I am thinking Broadway.


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